Pay attention, maggots! Recognize the signs, read your AM doctrines, and suit up for the fight of your life…the Android Massacre has made a list of the 10 Most Wanted people/things that will ultimately turn the tide in favor of the robot slave masters.
We are counting down to the #1 most dangerous, so tune in to www.androidmassacre.com for a new name to the list every Monday for the next 10 weeks. And as always, if you encounter any of these individuals PLEASE proceed with caution.
5. Bono
You may have fooled the world, Bono, but you damn sure haven’t fooled the human resistance.
What gave you away? Well, for starters, you always have your eyes covered. Why? Are you concerned that someone will notice that you never blink because light doesn't effect your fiber optic sensors? And let's not even get into the fact that you care about EVERYTHING and EVERYONE! Your engineers built you too well, because if there is one thing humans don’t do…it’s give a damn about one another! Oh! And let's not forget the fact that you're Irish! Who ever heard of a tolerant Irish person? Give me a break.
While the world may fall for your charitable causes and your good samaritan B.S., the Android Massacre has been investigating you, specifically, that 360 Degree “Claw” contraption at your U2 concerts. You thought you could fool us, but we've been to the future, B0n-00, and we know a recharging station for robot paratroopers when we see one!
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