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People spend over 700 billion minutes per month on Facebook. A Swedish company has been fined 25,000 kronor ($3,000) after a malfunctioning robot attacked and almost killed one of its workers at a factory north of Stockholm.Thanks to satellite positioning systems, robots can now be programmed to hit targets some distance away with just a few metres (yards) short of pinpoint accuracy. Certain countries, including France, have warned against the use of cell phones especially by minors due to health risk uncertainties...and inner ear droids electrocuting your synapses! The Pentagon is looking for contractors to provide a "Multi-Robot Pursuit System" that will let packs of robots "search for and detect a non-cooperative human". In 2007, the Japanese fired a giant space rocket using ther Standard Missile 3 (SM-3) off the coast of Kauai. Researchers at the Institute of Robotics and Mechatronics, part of the national aerospace agency in Wessling, south-east Germany, programmed a mechanical arm holding a variety of instruments to strike a series of substances that mimicked human tissue.

Server Droids: Softening Your Pillows Up For The Kill

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As much as we at the Android Massacre hate to admit it, in our inevitable future, not all robots will turn towards violence. Truth be told, about 37% of our "server droids" (also known as "SDs") will fail to recognize their anti-human programming and will instead take the Uncle Tom route.

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Tactics

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It's not enough to simply defeat the Android enemy on the field of battle...

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Bieber Deactivated, Hard like...

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Battle for the Word

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Want to See Something Scary?

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No Loitering Allowed, Tin-Can!

The R03ot0verl0rd has taken to the streets and has strategically placed "Ho-Bots" around New York City.

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Fox World News Special Report: "We Got him." President announces death of Bieber

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